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“What should I do?” she asked.

“What do you want to do?” I asked back.

“Well, there’s a few I want to do,” she said, licking her lips.

She had strayed yet again and posted an ad on Craigslist. Now she had over one hundred bulls ready to go, sending her emails.

“It looks like your inbox is full.”

“Oh, it’s never full. It just has a lot of cock in it.”

That it did. Guys never tire of sending dick-picks.

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