One thing I was confident about was that Lo wouldn’t last long with this protest of hers. How could she? Unless she was going to go out there and find someone else to bang, which was always a distinct possibility.
Two, then three, then four days (and nights!) went by and she stuck to her guns. I wasn’t even allowed to sleep in the same bed with her, but I was subjected to her moans and groans of self-pleasure. A tantalizing torture.
After the fifth day of this cruel and very unusual punishment, I could take no more. I had come up with a strategy for winning the war. I put things into place and two days later, Monday afternoon, my secret weapon arrived by mail in a non-descript cardboard box, about the size of a shoebox. It had my name on it and I purposefully left it out on the dining room table for Lo to ponder like Pandora’s box.
Like clockwork, when Lo got home and saw it she asked, “What’s that?”
“Oh, just something for me that I ordered on-line,” I replied nonchalantly.
“What is it?” she asked again, picking up the box and shaking it.
“Don’t shake it!” I warned.
“Is it fragile? Is it for me?”
“It’s really none of your concern,” I said, knowing how much that would piss her off.
“What the fuck is it?! You’d better tell me right now.”
“Calm down,” I said. “You’ll find out soon enough.”
“I’ll find out this instant!” she said, stomping her little foot.
“It’s just. . . just something to help me out.”
“Help you out? How? Is it a lifetime supply of Viagra?”
“Darling, I certainly don’t need any E.D. medicines.”
“That’s what you think.”
“But you are on the right track.”
“That’s it, I’m opening it up,” she said, making for the kitchen to get scissors.
She returned and violated the sacred law of the postal service — opening another’s mail. And when she saw what was inside, she flipped out! All going to plan.
“Stoya the Destroya Signature Fleshlight!”
“Yes,” I said calmly, talking the box from her hands. “If you’re going on a sex-strike, then I’ll just have to take matters into my own hands,” I said.
“A surrogate pussy?! You throw that thing out right now! I will not stand for it!”
“Then get on your back and spread your legs for me.”
“OK then,” I said, turning to leave with my pussy in hand.
“Where are you going?”
“To get laid.”
“The hell you are!”
I walked into the bedroom, removed my clothes, took Stoya’s pussy out of the box, read the extensive instructions and warnings, and began to follow the directions. I was pleased to see that it came with its own small bottle of lube.
Lo walked in. (I hadn’t locked the door.)
“You’re really going to fuck that thing?” she asked.
“Care to watch?” (I knew that she wouldn’t or couldn’t resist.)
She sat on the side of the bed as I stroked lube all over my hard cock. I then put lube on my fingers and began fingering Stoya.
“What are you doing?” she asked, perplexed.
“The instructions clearly say to lubricate the inside before use.”
“Wouldn’t you rather something that’s naturally wet?” she asked as she removed her panties. She still had on her heels from work and her black dress. She spread her legs on the bed and pulled at her pussy lips.
“Of course I would,” I said, “but Stoya is primed and ready for me.” (I was purposefully being an asshole.)
“I’ve been primed and ready. Wouldn’t you rather pump this,” she asked as she slipped in a couple of fingers.
“Are you really offering?”
“No. You can’t have it. I’m mad at you.”
“OK then,” I said as I penetrated Stoya’s soft and supple pussy. I had two hands on the casing of the Fleshlight and I was sliding it on and off my cock as Lo fingered her own puss with one hand and then really upped the ante by fingering her ass and saying, “Is Stoya tight?”
“Yeah,” I said.
“As tight as my little ass?”
“I doubt it.”
“Do you want my ass?” she asked, fingering both her holes in front of me as I looked on hungrily.
I continued fucking Stoya, imagining I was fucking Lola. “You know, there’s a Stoya anal Fleshlight as well,” I said.
“Then fuck that, because you can say goodbye to these!” she retorted as she turned around on the bed so she was lying on her tum, her head propped up by her hands. I could still see her ass as her dress was flapped up over her waist. I knew that something Lo loves is seeing guys masturbate. She frequently requested that I jack it for her and she can never get enough since she can’t both watch me and have me. That’s why she wants two men at the same time.
I did as she commanded and slid the pussy down and back on my rod. I could see her grow visibly jealous of the device.
“What?” I said at her displeasure, “You have your Hitachi, your double-ended-dildo, your Remus, your. . .”
“Shut up and cum already,” she said.
“And you’re jealous of me because once, ONCE, in however many years I get a sex toy for myself?!”
“What about your sheath? Your penis extender?”
“That was for you, not me.”
“Enough dialogue. Fuck that pussy and cum if you’re gonna cum.”
“If you really want me to cum,” I said, “then hold it for me.”
“You want me to hold Stoya’s pussy so you can fuck her instead of me?”
“Well, are you willing to give me your pussy?”
She reached out and held onto the thick trunk of the sleeve. I fucked more vigorously. Her mouth opened. At the crucial moment, I pulled out and, without warning, ejaculated the money shot all over her delighted face. She was dripping in my cum when she said, “That. Was. Amazing.”
[Excerpt from the story, “Lo’s Lysistrata,” from the blog: mysexlifewithlola.com]