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[We interrupt our regularly scheduled mini-series, “Mount Bliss,” to bring you this article, published in the June issue of ENM Magazine (Ethical Non-Monogamy).]
“Will you just look at that,” I said as I stared at my computer screen. Lo sat across from me at the breakfast table, scrolling through her phone, appraising photos from her fans. The thought crossed my mind that she peruses the tributes the way some middle-aged men from a different era might go through the morning newspaper.
“Ahem,” I said a little louder, “Would you just look at that.”
She pulled her nose up from out of her phone. “What’s that dear?” she asked politely.
I turned my screen around for her to see.
Applicant does not present live performances of a prurient sexual nature or derive directly or indirectly more than de minimis gross revenue through the sale of products or services, or the presentation of any depictions or displays, of a prurient sexual nature.
“Hmmmm,” she grunted, half-heartedly.
“Do you know what that is?”
“I don’t.”
“I have to agree to it if I want to be considered for the Payroll Protection Program.”