First Date

As is well known by now about my nymphomaniac, Lo, her desire outstrips my ability to keep up. And so she turns to other gentlemen (and, on occasion, ladies) for her fill — all with my permission, even blessing. She is what is known as a “hotwife,” in the parlance of our times. Even though she is not married (to me or anyone), this is still the newly coined term for such a one-sidedly ‘open’ relationship. And, as you all probably know, Lo occasionally takes out ads on…