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Fountain of Youth

Lola Down
4 min readDec 15, 2024

Lola had planned on one more meeting with Terence at the sperm bank, but the clinic had a strict rule about donors not being able to sign up for a wank more than once a fortnight. In the intervening time, Lo’s little meeting with the director required that she attend to some other business. You see, the director of the clinic — the owner actually — was none other than Lili’s Uncle Collin. That’s right! The same Uncle Collin who had hosted us at the fateful Mount Bliss.

“Hello Lola,” he said, looking up from the wooden desk behind which he sat.

“Collin?!”

“Who else?”

Lola could only look dumbfounded. He was the last person she had expected to find at this suburban office park and running a nondescript sperm collection clinic. What the hell was he doing here? But then, when she thought about the décor of the place — the David Hamilton prints, the Roy Stuart posters, the Sabrina Dacos book — well, then it all began to make a bit more sense.

Lola asked all the questions that had swarmed in her mind. What are you doing here? How did you know it was me? Isn’t this place supposed to be anonymous? I never even signed in!

Suffice it to say, Collin has his ways. A man with the unlimited means at his disposal that he has can find out a lot of things that the rest of us mere monetary mortals would…

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Lola Down
Lola Down

Written by Lola Down

Just your average nymphomaniac next door. I love fan mail: downloladown@gmail.com

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