Friends, Fans, and Fucks

Life is Hard, Good Sex is Harder

His name is Al and he is a sex-addict.

“Hi Al.”

He writes to Lo on the sly. “You are my favorite slut.”

“I’m everyone’s favorite slut,” she quips back.

“I have a sex addiction. My wife keeps me under lock and key.”

“If I were married to you, I would not only allow your sex addiction, I’d be your #1 drug.”

“I have no doubt,” says Al. “But why are you such a slut? What explains it?”

“My man, HH, he is a great guy, but we’re about 30 years apart and I’m a little slutty nympho who drains him of all he’s got.”

“Now you’re begging the question.”

“I never beg, except for cum.”

“So you’re a sex-addict too.”

“Addicts go to meetings. I prefer to say I’m sex-positive.”

“What is it you want?” he asks.

“I want my pussy pounded,” she replies.

“Besides that.”

“There’s only one thing a woman wants from a man as he pounds her pussy. She wants it harder.”

“I guess I was asking a different question. I was asking about something deeper.”

“Yes — harder and deeper.”

“Let me ask the question this way: Isn’t there a down-side to too much sex.”

“Yes!” says Lo excited. “I was just saying this to HH last night. I let him have my ass and he said, ‘You’re so loose.’ I told him, ‘You’re the fifth guy I’ve had up in there today and not the largest by a long shot! I can’t even feel you.’ There you have it. That definitely is a down-side. The Lola Down side of Lola’s backside, if you will.”

“The fifth cock?! What are you, a prostitute?”

“I’m just your local neighborhood nympho. Word gets around.”

“Do you date these guys or just fuck them?”

“Dating is a journey, usually with a destination. I just enjoy the ride.”

“You are one exceptional woman!”

“I prefer sexceptional.”

“How would you characterize your relationship with HH?”

“He is my rock, I am his Circe. Or maybe his Pasiphae.”

“What does that mean?”

“Look it up.”

“You two have a good sex-life?”

“I Fuck HH when he’s up for it, flirt with others when he’s not.”

“Is that what you’re up to now? — flirting with me?”

“No, I’m fucking you.”

“What?”

“With my mind. You know I can orgasm without even touching myself?”

“Are you cumming now?”

“Do you want me to?”

“Yes.”

[Long silent pause.]

“There,” says Lo, proudly.

“You just came?”

“Yep.”

“It seemed, well, a little anticlimactic.”

“Not for me. Want to see?”

“Yeah.”

Lo spreads her legs to reveal the wet spot soaked through the crotch of her jeans.

“Wow! Now what are you going to do about that?”

“About what?”

“Your jeans being all wet?”

“Enjoy it.”

“Can I ask you one more question?”

“You mean, in addition to that?”

“Yeah.”

“OK, shoot.”

“Why are you with HH?”

“Nothing better than a nymphomaniac and a dirty old man.”

“You call yourself a hotwife, but you’re not married. Why don’t you get married?”

“Have you ever read the letters of Eloise and Abelard?”

“I haven’t. Who are they?”

“Look it up. Anyhow, she was ahead of her time when she said to him, ‘I’d rather be your whore than your wife.’”

“And that’s how you feel?”

“That’s how we both feel.”

“Wow!”

“What?”

“That’s a radical take on marriage.”

“Well, I have met enough guys like you who entered into a marriage, but is it a marriage or a mirage?”

“Point taken.”

“Can I see a photo of your wife?”

“Why?”

“I like to know what my competition looks like.”

[He sends a nude photo of his wife.]

“There. What do you think?”

“I understand why you’re a sex-addict. She’s super sexy!!!”

“I wish she had your open mind to match her body.”

“More than my mind is open to her body.”

“Has COVID impacted you at all?”

“Yeah, a lot. That’s why I’m here chatting with you now. Most of my flirting and fucking has to be virtual these days.”

“What about the five guys from yesterday? Are they in your bubble?”

“They sure were yesterday! Far in. You could say that I am the original super-spreader — in a good way, of course!”

“In only the best way!”

Just your average nymphomaniac next door. I love fan mail: downloladown@gmail.com

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