Lo and I had had a little lovers’ quarrel. The details of the spat are unimportant, but the upshot of it was that Lo apologized to me profusely and she wanted to show her penance in a tangible way. I told her that there was one way for her to redeem herself. “Anything, Daddy, anything,” she said, with a knowing look in her eye.
I lived up to her expectation when I said, “Tonight we’re supposed to have dinner with your…