“She’s back.”
“Where?”
“Everywhere.”
“Shut her down! Down!!!”
“Copy.”
“Now! Shut Lola Down down!”
These were the words exchanged from the top-secret underground bunker to the bots running the show.
All social media outlets, you see, are owned by one mega, transnational, monolithic conglomerate and it has one goal in mind — if you can call an algorithm “mind” — to shut down, keep out, repress, suppress, and obliterate Lola Down. Elon, Mark, Jeff, Bill, they’re all beholden to one dark, shadowy overlord: let’s call him Zurg. You know, like the arch enemy of Buzz and Woody. That’s right, Zurg doesn’t want Lola to derive pleasure from her best buds Buzz and Woody. Or rather, Zurg doesn’t want anyone knowing about it.
There’s a primal fear of feminine pleasure. A primordial prohibition that says “No!” to women enjoying, female enjoyment. The first, unspoken, commandment was, “Thou shalt not orgasm.” Lilith was chased out of Eden — the garden of all earthly delights, except that one. You may eat any fruit, but no fingering the forbidden fruit! No fucking around! No fapping! No diddling the bean! No, no, no, no, NO!
Fast forward many millennia and Zurg the demiurge is exerting his power to push Lola Down to…