… we breastily hip ourselves into our chair using our sexual thighs, we just sit down. Like you. And men aren’t ruthless, logical, pragmatic, unfeeling aliens who just want sex, ladies: they are as pathetic, pitifully insecure, laughable, scared, emotional, flawed, silly and sweet as we are. They’re just people. They might have a penis and be socialised differently to us: but as a woman who…