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I came, I squirted, it conquered.

I wanted something a little longer, a little bigger, a little more. . .

a little more kinky. . .

a little more hefty. . .

a little more powerful. . .

a little more challenging to ride.

What I got was more than I bargained for.

Yet I wasn’t disappointed. I was relieved that I didn’t go for something larger.

What I got was more than enough to keep me busy trying to master masturbating with it.

I had often wondered what I could take. What are my boundaries? What are my limits? I wanted to put myself to the test — see just how far I’d get.

When Remus arrived, the weight of the box was intimidating — like a leaden brick had been posted. Luckily it was shipped in a non-descript box that doesn’t draw attention to itself announcing to the mailman and the neighbors — WARNING! GIANT DILDO INSIDE! WEAPON’S GRADE! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! ONLY TO BE USED BY EXPERIENCED NYMPHOMANIACS!

Just your average nymphomaniac next door. I love fan mail:

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