[If you wish, you can read Part I: Meet the Neighbors, or this can stand on its own.]
Part II: Y tu Lolá también
“Mothers are easily jealous of the friends of their sons when these enjoy a particular success. Usually a mother loves herself in her son more than she does her actual son.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Lo Gets Wet
Lo got on the road early. Packed for the long weekend, an anticipatory grin on her face, a glint in her eye, she gave me the briefest of pecks on the cheek before speeding away in her car, off to the suburbs to meet Meri.
Lo had done her utmost best to quarantine for fourteen days, get a COVID test, and insure that this weekend, planned out while the COVID numbers were way down in our part of the country, went off without a hitch.
After all that hard work and self-deprivation over the past fortnight, she was eager to get to her destination with Meri — a three day camping weekend in a remote corner of our state.
Finally the two of them would be able to frolic freely, feel each other up fervently, and fuck like banshees.
I was not invited. It was to be a lesbian lovers’ retreat.
So you can imagine what a shock it was to Lo when, arriving at MILF Meri’s house, rather than…