entlemen: I indulge my sexuality with consenting par…amed of it at all: I like women. Particularly clever, tall brunettes with big eyes. That’s my type. I don’t have to torture myself over it by staring at their glistening bodies in saunas, watching stupid YouTube videos where they wear bikinis and claim to think men are terrible and evil, or attending women-only retreats were I might be able to see one naked and get her to hold my ankles while I do a sit up. I just bang them. That’s what I do, gentlemen: I indulge my sexuality with consenting partners. Try…